Once there was a guy named Joe. Jow was a Star Wars fanatic of the highest degree. He knew all about the movies, and had nearly every collectible imaginable. Of course, Joe was considered a nerd by his peers and was constantly being made fun of. One day, some bullies cornered Joe and beat the stuffing out of him. He limped home and tended to his wounds while watching, you guessed it, Star Wars. Suddenly, a wild storm arose. Through a series of freakish scientific reactions, a bolt of lightning struck Joe's house and somehow gave him the power of the Force. It also caused Joe's mind to be turned to the dark side. This was great for Joe because his favorite character is Vader, so he was glad. Now he takes revenge on those who picked on him, while generally causing mayhem. |