Complete Engulfment in Flames
Fire: superior (rank 2)
- Area Affect
- Super Area of Effect
A few weeks later, Stu found himself walking down the street. It was quiet...
What? You expect me to say, 'too quiet'? Could you be more cliche? Jeez...
Anyways, it was quiet. Suddenly an alarm went off at the local bank and a couple of guys ran out carrying bags of money! It was a bank robbery (actually it was a cliche plot device, but whatever).
Stu suddenly felt very hot felt a stinging sensation all over his body. Suddenly he realized two things 1). Paris Hilton is in the news a lot for no real reason, whatsoever, and 2). He was totally engulfed in flames.
Stu ran around, panicking and screaming like a five-year-old girl.
Suddenly he crashed into the robbers and fell on top of them. Unfortunately, the bad guys had not planned on the contingency of a flaming man falling on them, and had neglected to wear fireproof clothing. Needless to say, they soon fond themselves ablaze as well.
Soon there were three very panicked flaming people running around in circles lighting everything in the immediate vicinity ablaze. The difference between Stu and the other two guys was that Stu randomly stopped burning. Confused and in shock, he ran off and left the bad guys to burn.
I'M ON FIRE I'M ON FIRE I'M ON...
Mental Defense: standard (rank 1)
"Ah! Help! A psychic mastermind is attacking innocent people!" a random bystander yelled, solely because I needed some form of exposition to explain the scenario.
You didn't hear that last part.
The fire burned Stu. It hurt, not nearly as badly as it should have, but it definately hurt enough to distract Stu. He ran around and around panicking.
Anyways, the psychic person tried firing one of his mind blasts and tearing Stu's head up from the inside, but nothing happened.
He just kept running and burning.
He tried again. And again. Finally he tried reading Stu's mind, this is what he heard:
"I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!"
Suddenly Stu ran smack into the guy, lighting him on fire. A few minutes later he dropped dead.
Then it stopped hurting as much...
Berserker: superior (rank 2)
A few weeks later, Stu had learned to ignore the pain. He was still completely freaked out whenever he lit up, but at the very least he had learned to deal with it.
Which leads us to Bob. Bob was a very bad man. Bob was the kind of guy who made the seven deadly sins cringe with horror. Bob was bad. Bob was Bad Bob.
Bob liked to kill people and destroy property. He treated it like a hobby like football or writing out descriptions for lame fictional characters on some website only about thirty people know about.
...Er...you didn't hear that either.
Anyways there was Bad Bob. Killing and destroying and... you get the idea.
Stu came running from down the street, completely engulfed in flames. Threw a rock at Stu, but he didn't even notice. Stu ran and tackled Bob, igniting him.
Now, most people would be pretty much out of it by then. Bob was not. Bob ran around, panicking at first, but in true Bad Bob fashion, he managed to light some random people on fire before going down.
Anyway, that's the story of Stu Bidasoe, 'Completely-Engulfed-In-Flames Man'. A while later some idiot kid decided to write an account of Stu's life...
...You didn't hear that either.