JAY: I never get tired hearing from the folks in the crowd, Pat. Okay, we got the signal to start the match! The door to the velociraptor cage flies open
and dinner time is on!!!
PAT: The Turtles can only ready their weapons and brace for impact, Jay.
This is going to be fast and mean!
JAY: Uh? The velociraptors stop short! They're studying the turtles,
snarling and hissing at them and to each other. I think they're planning
something Pat! They be might hungry but they're not dumb.
PAT: The turtles don't give 'em time to think. They jump at 'em, depending
on their shells to protect them!
JAY: Donatello swings his staff down on one and the Velociraptor catches it
with his claws while biting into it, chewing it in half!
PAT: Donatello takes the two halves and jams 'em both into the 'raptors
JAY: Leonardo leaps at another trying to bring his sword down on it. The
'raptor spins about whipping his tail at him!
PAT: Leonardo goes flying into another 'raptor, who's been harrassing Raphael. Slam!!
JAY: There's trouble now! That 'raptor is now going after Michelangelo who's
already in combat. He's about to get double teamed!!
PAT: Michelangelo bobs and weaves, letting the 'raptors bite and claw at his
JAY: We just lost a dinosaur Pat. Together Leonardo and Raphael slice one
up and they're moving to help Michelangelo.
PAT: Jay, we've got a turtle down, too! Donatello has had his staff eaten and been K-O'ed by a 'raptor. The 'raptor is responding to the pack and joining his
fellows now for more combat.
JAY: Michelangelo is down now! The double teaming 'raptors are piling on while he counts on his shell for protection. Leonardo and Raphael are racing there to help but so is the other 'raptor!
PAT: Raphael throws one of his Sais... It catches a raptor at the base of
the skull... A Clean Knock Out!!! Two 'raptors down!
JAY: Yes but while he was focusing on his throw, the other approaching 'raptor leaps and knocks Raphael down. It's going for his throat!
PAT: Raphael jams his sai into the beasts mouth... holding the 'raptor at bay
as it continues to thrash and claw uselessly at the shell. It's a draw for
the moment... neither can go anywhere.
JAY: Leonardo races to Michelangelo's aid and brings his sword down on the
raptors neck. Ugh! Very messy!
PAT: That leaves one dinosaur and three turtles, Jay. Pretty poor odds.
And the turtle that's left can't even bite! It's got a sai stuck in it's
JAY: Michelangelo and Leonardo closes in to help Raphael. Michelangelo
raises his nun-chucks and knocks the raptor out cold! I can't believe it's
over! Hmmmm... Hey Pat, do you think we can throw a T-rex in, now?
PAT: Jay, the 'raptors were judged and found lacking!