JAY: The fans have spoken and I see Autolycus studying on the Main Gate. He must be feeling very daring today Pat.
PAT: Yes indeed. Robin Hood is stringing line to an arrow. He obviously intends to go up over the wall. And Aladdin is looking at squeezing through a grate which leads into the underground water system.
JAY: Autolycus studies the crack between the double doors at the gate. He sees something... He pulls out a flat metal sheet and shoves it between the doors... pushes up... he opened the door! There must have been a wooden rail holding the two doors
shut and he lifted it off!
PAT: Aladdin has disappeared from view - taking the underground route... And there goes Robin Hood scaling the wall... Up, up, up!
JAY: They're all inside the fortress now... we're switching to our remote-cams. Robin Hood has scaled over to the other side of the wall and he finds himself in a strange garden, a carrot patch? Autolycus is carefully crossing the courtyard inside the
walls, but I'm having trouble locating Aladdin... Pat can you find him?
PAT: Aladdin has just surfaced from a pool and is choosing to try moving along a tunnel, Jay. Oh, Hey... this is interesting. Zoom in on Robin Hood.
JAY: What the!? He's been surrounded by a pack of cute and sharp fang bunny rabbits? They're all jumping at him... Robin is trying to cut and dodge but they're tearing into him Pat! WHOA-ICK!! what a way to go! Robin is dragged down in the garden!
PAT: Robin Hood down, Folks! Eaten by a carnivorous pack of Bunny Rabbits... Will the others fare any better?
JAY: Let's see how Autolycus is doing... Hmmm! Looks like he hit a snag in the form of a three headed dog guarding the main door. Looks like it hasn't been fed lately. Comments Pat?
PAT: Well, Jay, Autolycus is sizing up the situation. The beast won't bother him apparently, as long as he does not go any further into the fortress.
JAY: While we wait let's look in on Aladdin, maybe he's having better progress.
PAT: Aladdin has run into a trap! Steel gates have slammed down behind and in front! The ceiling is lowering!!! Could this be the end of contestant number two? Lets go now to our own sideline commentator Frank Williams who has this special
JAY: First of all, let me deny any rumors about me and the placement of that
trap! I've been in Jamaica since the Borg vs. Alien fight, and had nothing to do
with it! Anyway, Abu is praying to whatever gods monkeys believe in, and the Merry Men are already celebrating Aladdin's defeat. If you'll pardon me, I
want to celebrate as well! Back to you, Pat. Hey guys, ale all around!
PAT: Thanks Frank. O.K. What do you have, Jay?
JAY: Fast thinking on Aladdin's part Pat. He jammed his dagger into a crack
between the bricks in the wall and for now it has stopped the descending ceiling but for how long?
PAT: Jay, there has been much debate on Aladdin's abilities without the Genie... And the dagger is slipping... But wait! Aladdin is contorting, straining his thin body to fit through the bars in the gate....
JAY: The ceiling just snapped the dagger and is falling again! Aladdin has slipped almost halfway through the bars, this is going to be close, the ceiling is almost upon him!
PAT: He's out! He has moved farther into the fortress. Flipping back over to Autolycus, we see he is now facing off against the dread three headed dog, and he seems to be holding.... a cat? Where did he get a cat?
JAY: He probably pulled it out of that backpack of his. He puts it down... the 3-headed dog growls at the cat and the cat hisses and spits back...
PAT: The Dog charges... Autolycus jumps... The cat runs... Folks, Autolycus
has cleared... jumped over... the dog!! The three headed dog is off on a chase and the "King of Thieves" is off the hook.
JAY: Autolycus easily gets inside the keep... switching over to Aladdin, we
find him jumping across a pit of spikes. He clears it! So far our two
remaining thieves are doing well Pat.
PAT: Yes, Jay. Aladdin has hit a new snag, though! Can we get a close-up
on that pool of water?
JAY: Aladdin is up against a pool full of crocodiles and he has to cross it to
PAT: Yes, and look at that tight-rope. Meanwhile, Autolycus, is beginning to walk down a hall of mirrors. All different sizes and shapes of mirrors.
JAY: Autolycus glances at himself in the mirrors... wait he stops! He's... he's checking his hair. He moving on now with ALL his hair in place... Look! Something's happening in one of the mirrors. An image of Autolycus jumps out of it!!
PAT: Aladdin is starting his tightrope walk. Those Crocs are big and hungry. Aladdin is keeping his balance very well... good form....
JAY: Autolycus just notices the image of himself behind him. He turns... his jaw almost hit the floor. The image of himself laughs and points to his hair..
Autolycus: You missed a spot!
PAT: Aladdin is about halfway across now... looking confide... whoa whoa! He's swaying...
JAY: The two Autolycus's are fighting... I lost track of who's who! Jab! Punch! Kick! Ouch, low blow!!
PAT: Aladdin has lost his footing, but a brilliant jump lands him on a crocs
JAY: The two Autolycus' are still fighting. One is giving the other a combination of lefts and rights. Looks like the other is about to go down
Pat but who?
PAT: Jay, Aladdin is hopping across the heads of crocs in a rush to get to
the other side of the pool.... A last jump.... AMAZING!!! He pulled it
JAY: Well it's not good for one of these two Autolycus'. The one has knocked
the other out flat. It's... the victor is disappearing! The doppleganger
has beaten Autolycus. Well, on the bright side it took a copy of Autolycus to
PAT: What's this? Autolycus beaten by himself, while Aladdin finds himself
in a circular room filled with heaped treasure. Aladdin grabs a HUGE ruby
and is teleported back out side. Autolycus has vanished, too, Jay.
JAY: Pat, Autolycus is holding his head and coming to his senses. Aladdin is talking with reporters about his victory.
PAT: There's a crowd around the two men now... Can we get some comment from Auto... Hey, where did Autol...
JAY: ...And Aladdin is now going to reveal the ruby... er... Aladdin is looking for the ruby...
PAT: And there goes Autolycus, folks! He has amazingly thieved Aladdin's ruby and is running for the hills!
JAY: Aladdin is in hot pursuit... well, I think that's a wrap. Aladdin beat the fortress and wins the match. And, if he can catch Autolycus he might get to keep his winnings..