JAY: Some mixed opinion out there, Pat. Free Willy, having pulled out the ultimate surprise by growing legs and turning into an amazing action fighter up on Ahab's ship has finished off the crew!
PAT: Aye, matey! But we are beginning to see that Cap'n Ahab has come prepared for Willy's little surprises! Removing his yellow rain slicker, Ahab
reveals that he has Amazing-Super Power Armour!
JAY: But Pat... I notice he still has that peg-leg. An over
PAT: I don't... OH MY GOD!
JAY: Ahab has been slammed out of the boat by a mighty swipe from Willy's tail! And Willy the Killer Whale is jumping in after him!!!
PAT: Could this be the end of Ahab? Does he stand a chance fighting in
Willy's home turf? Does anyone care? Lets go now to our own Frank
Williams who has this special report.
Come on, a whale?? Yeah, a whale stands a REAL big chance against the latest
in whaling weaponry and devices! The whale
is as good as dead, my friends. Close the book on this one, the fat lady
sings tonight for this sorry whale. Back to you, Pat!
PAT: Thanks Frank. What do you have, Jay?
JAY: Oh, cool! Ahab has a jet pack and he's flying underwater directly at Willy.
PAT: He's a human super Ahab torpedo of death! Rammming speeeeed!!!!!!
JAY: POW!! It's Willy's turn to fly to now and look at him go!
PAT: I didn't think things could get knocked that far underwater. Oh, My! Ahab has twin whale harpoon launchers popping out of his super-cyber-death
armour! This could be bad. We go LIVE now to our own Jack Gibson who has this angle on the story....
Thanks Pat, I'm here on the poop deck and, boy, I tell you what a
view. These two have been going at it, and I have been
getting sea sick in the process. Captain Ahab vowed earlier that his cooks would be serving Free Sushi for dinner tonight. Willy replied that he wants Ahab for a new chew toy. Either way someone's going to loose here today... and I hope before I
loose my lunch. Back to you Pat.... Where's the rail? Over there? Out of my way!!!!
PAT: Thanks Jack. What do you have, Jay?
JAY: Willy knows he's in trouble and is trying to make a break for it but
Ahab is hot on his tail...
PAT: Adults across the globe have waited patiently for this moment, Jay! Those harpoons are... MY GOD! They're Jet Propelled!
JAY: I can't watch...